All messages are forced to be very short due to the ~140 character limit thus they are all de facto laconic phrases.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconica
A French croissant recipe that will work

French croissants are tough to master. The other day I was at my favorite pizza place, discussing with the pizza man the science of dough preparation. I casually mentioned that I was finally satisfied with my croissant-dough and the guy looked at me in disbelief. “Making pizza dough is a walk in the park compared …
FishermensTrail is a thing of beauty.
I really enjoyed this documentary on the Polybious legend.
In a far future, when English becomes an obsolete language spoken by few, they will say “Common Language” instead of “Lingua Franca”.
I enjoyed this piece on the Premium Mediocre Life of Maya Millennial
https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2017/08/17/the-premium-mediocre-life-of-maya-millennial/ via Ribbonfarm
Fantastic GoogleEarth. Greetings from Shiashkotan.
Behold the Sarychev volcano erupting on June 12, 2009, as seen from the InternationalSpaceStation.
Suggestions for a better startup incubator application

Nine practical suggestions to improve your chances of being accepted at that fancy startup incubator. …
I liked MasterOfNone, but the Italy shown is stuck in idealized 60s and the Italians portrayed are trite caricatures.