If I could get a penny for every time I heard “Let’s do xyz before Chinese knockoffs fill the market”.

Even two locks (one of which designed for motorbikes) are not enough to deter bike theft in Lisbon. Caralho!

To see how much complexity there is at the bottom, try to escape a string in C++.

La Hermana Bernarda es básicamente la version Cocinera Argentina de Bob Ross. Recomendada para un sueño óptimo.

When Zizek tugs on his shirt, it’s not simply that he’s tugging on his shirt. It’s that he’s not NOT tugging on it.

Today I accurately predicted the extremely unlikely demise of my gf’s smartphone – fell from the third floor in the stairwell. Iscaremyself