Not everyone has the gift to remain an amenable and sociable person even after becoming totally obsessed with something. Depth by yourself, breadth at the cocktail party.

Portrait of Nathaniel Olds. The father of all glassholes is in the Cleveland Museum of Art.

Keep it classy, Wikipedia. “This picture of a tank shooting a bunny (in the face) represents the core concept of overkill.”

Excuse me people, but isn’t saving for retirement another form of Planned Obsolescence?

Congratulazioni a elioelestorietese per la scelta di sciolta graduale. Vive la boirnarde, qui plait à tous les garçons, Qui plait à les lesbiches qui léchent la fiche à tout le monde.

Godwin’s law and reductio ad absurdum applied together in one elegant sentence.