Paraphrasing Clotaire Rapaille, it’s true that many Americans like their food in a body bag. Jerky with infinite shelf life. cc italians mad at food

The word oxymoron is autological, i.e. it is itself an example of an oxymoron.

Not everyone has the gift to remain an amenable and sociable person even after becoming totally obsessed with something. Depth by yourself, breadth at the cocktail party.

Portrait of Nathaniel Olds. The father of all glassholes is in the Cleveland Museum of Art.

Keep it classy, Wikipedia. “This picture of a tank shooting a bunny (in the face) represents the core concept of overkill.”