{"id":2346,"date":"2017-03-09T19:46:54","date_gmt":"2017-03-09T19:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jamez.it\/blog\/?p=2346"},"modified":"2018-04-19T11:08:26","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T11:08:26","slug":"today-i-accurately-predicted-the-extremely-unlikely-demise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/2017\/03\/09\/today-i-accurately-predicted-the-extremely-unlikely-demise\/","title":{"rendered":"Today I accurately predicted the extremely unlikely demise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I accurately predicted the extremely unlikely demise of my gf&#8217;s smartphone &#8211; fell from the third floor in the stairwell. Iscaremyself <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jamez.it\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/2017-03-09-19.46.54-839925481931689984-1.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I accurately predicted the extremely unlikely demise of my gf&#8217;s smartphone &#8211; fell from the third floor in the stairwell. Iscaremyself &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"understrap-read-more-link button button-black\" href=\"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/2017\/03\/09\/today-i-accurately-predicted-the-extremely-unlikely-demise\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[31],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2346"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2347,"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346\/revisions\/2347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamez.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}